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Happy Meal

Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.
I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha
by MilliGuy November 26, 2020
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Oven Meal

A Jewish woman you'd save from the ovens in exchange for sexual favours
Have you seen shira? Shes such an oven meal.
~Cillian
by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025
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a shoemaker's meal

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal
by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010
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Full course meal

(Adj.) There are people who are a snack and they're cute at the moment, but then there are people that are so attractive they are more than just a snack. They are the full course fucking meal.
Person 1: Do you see that guy over there? What a snack
Person 2: (looks over) Ooooo damn he's not a snack he's a fucking full course meal
by wertyuiop;lk September 6, 2018
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meal replacement

To substitute a thing with something else. Retweeting/reposting/commenting involving an irrelevant fandom or its characters on another fandom's post, making it about them when it isn't. Typically the characters from an official art or fanart. This term was coined up by the Chinese otome game community.
When will this fandom get off their high horse and stop with the meal replacements?
by Anjing wangi March 13, 2025
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Happy Meal

any combination of three (3) intoxicating legal/illegal drugs wherein the MAIN one used is considered like the HAMBURGER, the secondary one is considered like the side fries, and the 3rd is a BEVERAGE.

So, if while taking vicoden, you also smoke some marijuana, and ALSO are drinking a beer or rum & coke, YOU ARE ENJOYING A HAPPY MEAL!
Terri called Connie and asked if she wanted to go out and party. They both agreed and said, "OMG, YES! IM HAVING A SHITTY DAY! LETS DO A HAPPY MEAL!"
by Misty Barr June 22, 2018
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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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