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A fuckin meal

by VeiledOwl58 November 24, 2020
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Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.
1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.
by Barnanaman July 19, 2024
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Miracle Meal

A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal
Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal
by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017
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persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob
As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022
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The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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sparky meal

A sparky meal is a meal made by a princess baby girl together with her prince.
I feel like eating a super delicious meal, I feel like eating a sparky meal
by Rspacedwn September 7, 2017
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A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
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