So easy Chris can do it

The equivalent of saying "So easy a cave man can do it." Phrase used to describe an easy task. This phrase originated from Maine. Chris is someone from Maine who looks like a caveman.

Geico auto insurance, you can save 15% in 15 minutes. So easy Chris can do it.

by Troy Wojtaszek November 27, 2007

Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

by Stevens Slowjerk September 22, 2008

stick it in easy pull it out greasy

To have sex, fuck ,screw ect.

look at her? I would like to stick it in easy pull it out greasy.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

1+1=21 its easy

This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's. Its easy

1+1=21 its easy to understand. This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's.

by ArmstrongDev January 14, 2021

easy bake oven

when you poop on a girls vagina to lube up the vagina for sexual intercourse.

i was at this mad party last night and this girl would get wet so i easy bake oven her.

by Stayfli03 August 11, 2008

Ur pet toad on easy mode

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode

Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 11, 2019

Your pet Toad is on easy mode

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.

John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 11, 2019