Don't publish this definition

When you don't want somebody to publish a complete garbage definition (kinda like this one) into the urban dictionary.

Me: Don't publish this definition please.
Some other guy: Ok, I'll publish this right away lolololololololololol.

by Some stupid guy jajajajajaja September 3, 2016

Don't publish this

'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.

Don't publish this. Don't you fucking dare!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

T Pose

I way to express yourself as the dominant species in certain situations. If you are counter t posed you can reee to show you extreme dominance aswell

Bully - give me your money
Guy - *t pose*
Bully - sorry man here's mine

by Joey Forhay June 6, 2018

T Pose

Jesus did it first, and asserted his dominance on the cross.

When your friend thinks he is cool, T pose to assert your dominance.

by sir climer the great November 20, 2018

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019