after we had rough intercourse, I wiped the beads of sweat off of my forehead and felt oncomming mounds of swimples arising
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The most sexy sport alive. Boys get ripped and girls get hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active and hot out of everyone who does sports. Idiots say swimming is easy, but the real swimmers know that you have to be extremely disciplined and determined to do it. Most people are attracted to swimmers because they are naturally aphrodisiac. SWIMMERS ARE THE BEST PERIODT.
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Get the swimming mug.An Australian $10 note. Blue: because of it's blue colour, and Swimmer: because of the watery theme layed down with the AU$20 note Lobster
Cobber 1: "Hey mate, i'm short a coupla bucks, you got a fiver spare?"
Cobber 2: "Nah mate, i've only got a blue swimmer"
Cobber 2: "Nah mate, i've only got a blue swimmer"
by Capt_Bat June 16, 2010
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Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010
Get the lazy swimmers mug.Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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