scritchelling

Prolonged scratching of a gentleman's genitals, especially his testicles.

Stop scritchelling, you've had your hand down your pants for the last 5 minutes!

by Jhammer15 November 23, 2013

stretchhole

Stretchhole is slang for when you have taken a giant dump and your butthole feels as if it has been stretched out. It is extremely uncomfortable and a common feeling after delivering a larger than normal turd that feels as if your are giving birth from your butthole normally due to late stages of constipation. Your butthole has a blinking or winking sensation for several minutes after you finish dumping and will remain sore for a couple of days.

I got a case of stretchhole because I took a dump the size of a small animal.

by jwatkins936 November 25, 2013

stretcher

A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)

Man, that was a total stretcher

by textman09 December 27, 2013

stitchwuver

1.A person who always clings to their boyfriend or mate.
2.A spoiled bitch who no one likes.
3.A very sexual person who tends to be everyones friend.

Did you hear Stitchwuver is really paranoid about her boyfriend?
Stitchwuver is such a bitch.
Stitchwuver makes a lot of sexual jokes but shes fun to be around!

by iKawaiiCloud July 24, 2014

Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.

"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.

"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

Scritchlauphery

Having a scratchy, but soft beard.

Man his beard has gotten scritchlauphery lately!

by Yeahb May 17, 2016