Spangler

The last name of a gay bitch

Look at that spangler, what a gay bitch I’d rather fuck a triston

by AcoolDudeThatIsHavingTheSex October 9, 2019

shangles

An annoying butthole who gets on your nerves and has a ginger enemy. she thinks shes in a loreal advert. even a song has been made -

YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HER PALE PINK NO. 7 LIPSTICK, YOU KISSED SHANGLES JUST TO TRY IT HOPE WILL BILLINGS DONT MIND IT, IT FELT SO WRONG IT WASNT RIGHT IT GAVE EVERYONE A FRIGHT, YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT... JUST TO TRY IT,,,,,,,,  THAT SHANGLES SHE IS SO UNCOOOL BIG BAG LONG HAIR SO FREAKABLE EVERYONE RESISTS HER UGLEY BALLS IT AINT NO BIG DEAL SHE SMELLS OF FRIIIIIIIIIIZENN

OMG , WTF is that coming towards us?????!?!!
Oh right its just Shangles,
be quivvered , be VERY quivvered

by ERIKA;ERIKA;ERIKA November 4, 2008

Stanley Cup

Honestly, the ugliest and most exaggerated trophy in all of sports. Unlike all other trophies, you would not know this is the championship cup for hockey if you looked at it. It looks more like an artifact that belongs in a church to represent the Holy Grail.

It got its name from its creator, a guy named the Lord Stanley of Preston, who was governor of Canada at the time. He bought a decorative punch bowl (Yes, a punch bowl) and made it the trophy. He had the words "Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup" engraved on one side of the outside rim, and "From Stanley of Preston" on the other side.

Person 1: What the hell is this sport, and what the hell is that massive thing he's carrying over his head?

Person 2: It's hockey, and that's the Stanley Cup they win as champions.

Person 1: Dear God...

by Trip'n June 24, 2010

Standle

In extremely difficult situations, when cannot handle, or stand, the pressure. hence, the conjunctive "standle".

"Watch out for nutcases who can't standle the pressure, they're sure to snap!"

by Mathiasaurus Rex August 29, 2006

Stanley Steamer

When you take a dump in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.

I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.

by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008

Standle

When you can't stand or handle a situation.

I can't standle this.

by DylanSoDT January 4, 2017

Standle

The appropriate word to describe a situation or person you can neither stand nor handle.

That outfit looks itchy...how can you standle it?

I cant standle that stupid man!

by Emitq June 16, 2010