squirt sponge

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

by weird fact November 4, 2014

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plunge the sponge

V. to attempt to give yourself an abortion with no medical experience whatsoever

Redneck 1 "I ain't gonna payin' for no abortion! C'mon honey, lets plunge the sponge!"

Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"

Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

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doing the sponge

Well first you take your leg and you stick it in the air then you take the other one and put it right uo there, now you're doing the sponge.

Did you see that invertabret doing the sponge?

by POPSMENSAHB0NSU May 21, 2016

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Fun Sponge is a person in a gaming community that is typically an admin that lets NOONE have any fun. They will no clip everywhere and watch your every single move! They generally take EVERY rule and hold tight to it! No one likes them...

During gameplay, The two fun sponges, Digitalkiller and Lazer, Banned me for having a trap door. They fun sponged me and by banning me.

by fun sponge eliminator April 8, 2009

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