Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

Smoking Dragon

When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.

She a freak, so he gave her a smoking dragon.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

smoking a barra

smoking barras down here in the outback of australia is where the true aussie comes in. nothing like getting a wriggle into the tasty fish that you caught earlier down at bondi beach, but drinking a few beers with ya mates (preferably steve). happy barra smoking and don’t get too drunk mate!

steve: hey mateee what’s for dinna?
me: a fucking barra of course!
steve: ooh what type?
me: smoking a barra!

by your local dumb hoe December 1, 2019

Smoking pillar

Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time

*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"

by Plasma Sonico Boom October 19, 2019

Smoking Like a Horse

An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.

Damn. Erik is smoking like a horse today.

by Goblin13 December 30, 2019

spoinged

A verb and an onomatopoeia for the sound of something growing really rapidly, for example, a leaf flopping out and quickly growing out of a plant, in a cartoon-y sound effect kind of way.

That leaf just spoinged out of my Monstera overnight!

by CalamityClaire June 15, 2020

Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020