splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

sparty

a small party

yeah bro i'm going to a sparty this weekend nothing big.

by danyellforme October 18, 2017

spart

sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. its a little bit of both :)

youre so spart

by adem_atas May 3, 2018

spart

sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. Its a little bit of both :)

youre so spart

by adem_atas May 3, 2018

Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

spartan241

A Born in American Mexican who can get you good deals on lawncare.

You my bro knows a spartan241 and got his lawn mowed for dirt cheep.

by TheIronBeard February 14, 2018

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018