Sonic

the blue thing that goes NYOOOM

me:iam SONIC

bystander:no ur not

me:runs through his wall at 2345678765432345678 kmph

by idkurmomisdumb July 10, 2022

Sonic Prime

A Sonic Show on Netflix that has a good plat and neutrally written Characters. Gives us Prismatic Sonic (A New sonic form) & is canon to the games. Not an energy drink.

Guy 1: Have you watched Sonic Prime?
Guy 2: Is that an energy drink?
Guy 1: No, Its a good show.

by MDawg1491 September 12, 2023

Sonic

He is a hedgehog that rolls around at the speed of sound. He has places to go, and he has to follow his rainbow. He can't stick around, he has to keep moving on.

sonic adventure 2 best game 4 ever lets goooo

by raywastaken July 28, 2022

Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021

Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.

Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.

by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024

sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off

"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"

by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022

Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:

person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021