Smashing!!!!

Just another funnier way of saying "Cool story bro" starring Nigel Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys, a Nickelodeon TV Show that aired in the late 1990's through the early 2000's.

Forum user : Dude, I just saved a flock of geese from getting run over by a truck.

Another Forum User : Smashing!!!!

by Raw0Storm October 11, 2010

The Diddy Kong Smash

The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.

The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.

I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.

Oh well.

by focofox37 April 15, 2007

back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.

wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!

by sicksicsixaec September 4, 2011

bag of smashed assholes

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.

*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"

by Asgoo August 23, 2017

smashhead

In a transient state of mind, when drugs have been used in excess
or
When you keep drinking for days on end

"Your pupils are huge dude" Lennox said
"Look at yourself you smashhead!!" responded Dez

by hulksmash April 27, 2006