slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Slow as Fukk

Shanrya Itavia Person

Yes you are the definition on slow as fukk

by Pushingg p August 28, 2023

Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Slow'd

Slow'd:
Usually, something that happens to someone that is accompanying someone else that makes bad decisions or when they immediately jump into a scenario with no plans. Being diverted from reason.

However, you could "Slow" yourself if you run into a situation with no plan or ability to reason. Make poor choices based on the thought that you are correct. Often causes others to be killed because of your "Slow'ding".

Oh, you ran up the hill without telling the group and got killed. Yea, you got Slow'd.

by Rnado1442 September 7, 2023

Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023