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Slobber Jockey

Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.
"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"
by CjWolfman July 21, 2013
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Slobarazzi

A very disorganized, disgusting, disheveled person/group that you try and avoid ever bringing to your house for fear of them contaminating it.
John was not invited to my Super Bowl party because he is a member of the Slobarazzi.
by ninjatodd69 December 17, 2013
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slobspeak

when someone doesn't care for his speech, or speaks in a lazy way, when he/she is mumbling
When Cockneys are talking, you can say it is slobspeak.
by LisiPisi December 31, 2013
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Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.
Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."
by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014
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slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.
I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
by gandergandalf April 15, 2015
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slobber wallet

An index of people which one has received blowjobs from
"I added Jenny to my slobber wallet last night dude"

"No way you have 200 girls in your slobber wallet"
by Papabear94 December 31, 2015
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slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on
Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good
by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016
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