The skeet god

A person who skeets toward the point where his skeet is now transparent

Oh shit bro ur the skeet god said jackie

by bill cosby number 1 February 2, 2018

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

Skeet Roulette

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.

Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.

by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013

Skeet Popped

is when a guy is about to bust when having sex with his girl then pulls out and as he bust he squeezes his donk then pulls up and aims for his girls eyes and releases the shot to blind the victim.

I Skeet Popped your beezy! I skeet popped your mom!

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

skeet nug

A nugget (or, by extension, a person/place/thing/idea) of less than desirable standing; one that possesses such qualities, an insult

Amber was being a skeet nug to me today at work, what is her problem?

by Francisco, El Specialisto July 23, 2011

skeet the heat

Leave the scene without being noticed or harmed

Robbers main goal after robbing a bank is to skeet the heat

by LilNetX November 25, 2018

doodoo skeet

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.

Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.

by RonaBona April 25, 2022