slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Slippery Slide

When a group of guys sit in a circle and masturbate until the floor is covered in semen. Then have a contest to see who can stand the longest without falling.

Last Saturday me and the boys pulled a slippery slide in Gina's room

by BushesBestBaked October 14, 2018

Stipper

Being extremely attractive, hotter than all Hell, so damn fine.

Josh was lookin' so stipper the other day when we were hittin' it

by mEgGeRz November 23, 2003

Pro Shipper

A type of fandom fan that firmly believes "fiction does not affect reality" and commonly defends, creates or enjoys "dead dove" content, such as CP pedo relationships, incest, assault and rape. These topics are not just discussed, they're very romanticized and turned into something appealing to pro shippers, not denounced as disgusting. Pro shippers will say they get harassed and then post literal CP and pick fights with 15 year olds on Twitter over it. You can identify a popular pro shipper very quickly, by their "+18" warning and other labels such as "characters are aged up for lewds" and pedo ship profile pics because they make feuding with irl minors into a personality. Also known for thinking they're avant garde and revolutionary for supporting free speech when they're really just defending anime CP

Normal person: "pro-shippers are 25+ year olds who will post incest and CP on public forums in fanbases meant for and swarming with children and then cry when people say that's weird"

Pro shipper:"But I'm coping with my trauma!"

Normal person: "cool story, you're still posting romanticized lewds of anime 15 year olds in front of real 15 year olds."

by Raiiiny February 22, 2022

slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006

hot supper

Starting a vehicle and flooring it right away, commonly used in cars that run like shit.

Damn Jimmy, how's Mark going to ever keep his piece of shit car running?

Don't worry once he gets it started he'll give it a hot supper.

by Maule May 22, 2008

The Last Supper

the result of when a priest goes balls deep in a small boy's throat, blasting his stomach with a load of skeet and not pulling out until the boy passes out.

Altar boy: why is that boy passed out on the pew?
Father McRibbonjizz: his penance was the last supper

by McRibbonjizz May 12, 2016