SIMP 

Squirrels in my pants. (Squirrels squirrels) phineas and ferb. S to the I to the M to the P

“Simp SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

SIMP by Nathanb4ts June 26, 2019

Simp 

Charlie G. Galloway

Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite

Simp by Simpin November 13, 2019

SIMP 

S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb

I love that song SIMP

SIMP by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019

Simp 

incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.

My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.

Simp by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019

Simp 

A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.

“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”

Simp by sirnigga February 3, 2020

Simp 

Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat

Morgan is a simp

Simp by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020

Simp 

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.

Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.

Simp by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020