When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a
high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy,
green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid
will typically cause assburn.
'Normal',
brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).
Bleeding has been known to occur.
Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"
Big D: "No
joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."
Dana: "W'Teh
FUCK?!"