A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016


Shaning is the act of a rage cheating.
Who's Shane? Shane is a retard who rage cheats with a dogshit bypass and blames the cheat!
Who's Shane? Shane is a retard who rage cheats with a dogshit bypass and blames the cheat!
by shanes disciple July 16, 2024

by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019

by Yayay1010 May 2, 2022

Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?
by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022

Shane is a toxic toxic man. A man who will definitely break your heart and a man who lies and goes behind you back. Do not go forward with a Shane.
Girl: Gurl guess what a bitch ain't single no more
Friend: OMG GURL who is this man
Girl: his name is Shane
Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
Friend: OMG GURL who is this man
Girl: his name is Shane
Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
by Gee Aaa November 23, 2021
