Walk of Shame

Term made up by guys who can't get laid to belittle people who actually do

"Did you see Suzy on her Walk of Shame?"
-"Dude, you seriously need to grow up. Don't be mad because she got laid and you're a 22 year old virgin"

by EricTheDread July 8, 2014

Alabama Shakes

The action of getting diarrhea (The shits) from soul food.

Guy 1: Man those were some good ribs from Daddy T's Soul restaurantlast night!
Guy 2: I'm glad YOU liked it... I got the Alabama Shakes from the pulled pork!

by DietDoritos December 3, 2015

Shakes

the most unfortunate person you know, a source of hilarity for his misfortune. always gets the crowd laughing. a right character

Ya remember when Shakes scooped his sick up with a spoon and put it in a bag? typical shakes

by ChardoDSD February 14, 2010

The walk of shame...

When you shoot a wad of paper into a trash can and you miss so you have walk to pick it up and throw it away

Jack: I don't want this paper so... YEET! Crap! I missed! Now gotta take The walk of shame...

Richard: take the walk of shame man...

by Picklefish April 15, 2015

Shakespeare

A cruel and heartless man that wrote scores of plays for the sole purpose of torturing young schoolboys and -girls for generations after his death.

Shakespeare...That bastard.

by Rado February 5, 2005

50 Shades of Fabulous

When a poem, story or book is good in too many ways to concisely describe, it is said to be 50 Shades of Fabulous.

Exactly the opposite of 50 shades of gay, this phrase is quite often used when in the throes of fangirling.

Mark: Have you read the new book about..?
Ben: YES. It was 50 shades of fabulous!

by Richard Brook July 26, 2012

Napkin of Shame

When you are in a restaurant and cannot finish what is on your plate. You do no want to look like you are wasting food, so place a napkin over the food left on your plate to try and hide it when the waiter comes to take it away.

"Hey dude, Steve's eyes were way bigger than his belly so now he's had to drop the napkin of shame to try and cover it up"

by FergustheBogeyman February 26, 2009