North Korean steamer

When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country

Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it

by Korea steamer May 31, 2018

Smear and Steer

Jerking someone off while driving , jerking ex’s best friend off

If I get in the passenger seat you have to give me a smear and steer

by FatFactscaps May 28, 2021

Watkins Glen Steamer

When you are in a campground toilet and you fart while people are brushing their teeth.

I couldn’t wait for them to finish brushing their teeth but I left them a Watkins Glen Steamer and felt so bad.

by SRash June 19, 2022

New Buffalo Steamer

That thing when you're driving eastbound on I-94 and you upper-decker the toilet at the Michigan Welcome Center

There wasn't a toilet for fifty miles so I dropped a New Buffalo Steamer while I read the Four Winds Casino pamphlet.

by ruenix February 25, 2023

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

4 a.m. steamer

When you wake up at 4 A.M. and take a massive shit

Dude, I ate that chili last night and I woke up in the middle of the night with a 4 A.M. steamer

by Mchuhst November 12, 2019

Cleveland Steamer

Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.

Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?

by calgaryboy February 8, 2013