shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

by Andrew H Smith May 29, 2006

Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All March 06, 2005

cat stain

Refers to a shit stain since cats are the shit of the world.

Jackie Shragg is a cat stain.
Jackie left a cat stain.
Baby, let me lick that cat stain.

by jefferychawlz August 13, 2007

stain the back seats

staining the back seats is when you engage in sexual activity in the back seats of a car. In most cases, stains are left from the sexual activity the occurred in the back seats, hence the name, "stain" the back seats.

Chris asked Stacy if she wanted to stain the back seats with him and she rejected him and called him a pervert.

by h0ttsAuCE808 October 06, 2009

soup stain vest

A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.

Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.

by I lost the game March 05, 2008

Taco Stain

Unsightly, yellow pit stain on a shirt.

"I have to get new white t-shirts...all of mine are old and have taco stains that won't come out, even with bleach."

by Rando_Person321654987 January 19, 2012

dookie stain

a stain of dookie thats caused by dookieing yourself due to explosive diarrhea

Girl: "i stain my underwear with my dookie.... i got a dookie stain."
Boy: "oh yeah. thats hot."

by stayne October 24, 2022