shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006

stain the back seats

staining the back seats is when you engage in sexual activity in the back seats of a car. In most cases, stains are left from the sexual activity the occurred in the back seats, hence the name, "stain" the back seats.

Chris asked Stacy if she wanted to stain the back seats with him and she rejected him and called him a pervert.

by h0ttsAuCE808 October 6, 2009

cat stain

Refers to a shit stain since cats are the shit of the world.

Jackie Shragg is a cat stain.
Jackie left a cat stain.
Baby, let me lick that cat stain.

by jefferychawlz August 16, 2007

soup stain vest

A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.

Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.

by I lost the game March 4, 2008

Taco Stain

Unsightly, yellow pit stain on a shirt.

"I have to get new white t-shirts...all of mine are old and have taco stains that won't come out, even with bleach."

by Rando_Person321654987 February 3, 2012

dookie stain

a stain of dookie thats caused by dookieing yourself due to explosive diarrhea

Girl: "i stain my underwear with my dookie.... i got a dookie stain."
Boy: "oh yeah. thats hot."

by stayne October 24, 2022

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009