Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

by OscarMartini February 8, 2024

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

Shongooblinate

To achieve the rare feat of being the third person in NBA history whose name starts with a B, scoring a 3-pointer at precisely 9:12:13 Eastern Time, a milestone not seen in 40 years.

Shaq : Brandon Ingram shongooblinated last night when he scored a three pointer against the Heat!

by Sponkustodore January 2, 2024

Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024

Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".

After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.

by Sisores April 11, 2024

shongbid

a person that usually likes cars and crushes over girls named 'siniva'

i bet that 'shongbid' like a siniva.

by srhehe July 6, 2024