Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.

"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010

slippery shit slide slammer

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

Slippers

Indoor shoes with soft insides. Very warm and comfortable.

My slippers aren't hippo-(or elephant-) shaped, but they're still cozy.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

ripper slipper

The shoes that rippers wear so they can be identified as a ripper. Usually can be bought at a bueaty supply shop next to the pro-sryle gel.

She think she hot with her ripper slippers on.

by Leemo79 September 28, 2006

Snappers

In marijuana culture, snappers are also sometimes refered to as "One'ies" (Wun-Eez). Basically you pack just enough to get one good green hit and then have it extinguish on its own. Efficiency is the name of the game with snappers.

"dude, my jar is almost empty so we should just do snappers"

by Dave56678 April 14, 2006

slippery beaver

A woman's hairless vagina

You can see many celebrity's slippery beavers as they exit the motor vehicle.

by kiwi_spiller November 1, 2007

getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006