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Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.
Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"
by yumolitious February 23, 2023
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Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023
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grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.
by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016
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super duper secret

Well, now that you found it, it's not secret anymore.

I would've described it a lot more but there's no reason for doing that anymore and it's just your fault Mr or Mrs reader.
Person 1: "Hi, I know a super duper secret word"

Person 2: "Oh, please tell me that word!"

Person 1: *Tells Person 2 the word*

Person 2: *Is confused because it's not secret anymore*
by Anton the Stoulmar February 10, 2018
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National kiss someone secretly day

On this day , you should kiss someone and no body must know who you kissed .
Person : hey
Other person : * kisses them*
person : no one will find out because it's national kiss someone secretly day
by Johnyyy17 November 5, 2019
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Wanna know a secret?

Wanna know a secret? Sure! a secret.
by OS GoST January 9, 2020
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National share secret list day is on May 17th and is a day where your friends have to share their secret list with you if you ask.
Gabe: Hey Emma you wouldn't have any secret lists do you?
Emma: hey I do and today is national share secret list day so I'll show you.
Gabe: cool I wonder what the list is about
by Hubba bubba mama mia May 13, 2021
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