Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 26, 2009
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Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
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Scream intellectual

An 'intellectual' person that comes from the following social categories or vocations: sports, celebrity, revolutionary, entertaining, academic (social science only), media
I called them a scream intellectual because they seem to have outsized political clout compared to their political critical thinking skills and simply make a lot of political noise as a result. A scream intellectual would be someone like Robert DeNiro and Taylor Swift and Al Sharpton.
by Sexydimma December 17, 2024
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The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.
"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."
by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024
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scout's girly scream

scout's scream which sounds very girly
spy:OOGIE BOOGIE
scout:AAAH
sniper:wtf was that
spy:it was just scout's girly scream
by raybeez February 28, 2022
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eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.
Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.
by likit July 07, 2011
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Screaming in public

A way to describe your pain with only sounds, it is basically when you scream in public (if it wasn't obvious) and be roasted across millions of old people. It is also a way to gain millions of views by making it intense screaming and putting everybody's ears in chames as in the example below.
A person who has a family, children, a wife, and two jobs to work on: lalala i fucking want this delicious burger
Narrator for the video: Screaming in public bathrooms pran-
Creature that doesn't have a father figure: AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHAGAHAHAHAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIU
person that im not saying again: what the actual fuck's is this
Person that doesn't have a father figure: HAHAHAHAAAAGAGAGAGGHGAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAahAAHAHAHAHAAAAGGGAGAGAGAGGQVAVAGAVVAGAGAGGAGAGGSGSHDUDHHEIRIFHUFJFHFUICOFKFJIDHDH (summons scp 077885373638) HAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGGA...
it continues
non stopping pain.
by pytschratchon October 19, 2023
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