Schöned

To have committed serious academic fraud, and then be discovered. After Jan Hendrik Schön.

I've schöned, and now I've lost my PhD.

by 6EQUJ5 February 15, 2022

Science Project

An activity involving a sequence of steps that the speaker prefers not to deal with.

Sorry I did not follow through on the family reunion. It turned into a science project.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

science buff

similar to a history buff, but with science.

a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.

guy: did you know george is in science club?

gal: yeah, didn’t you know he was a science buff?

by globaldumbassery May 22, 2022

scientitian

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard

fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian

by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022

Schöne, Lias

Schöneɪ, ˈlaɪəs
Used to describe someone's failure, even if their name is not Lias.

*Tom drops his phone*

- "Schöne, Lias"

by fritz565656 March 29, 2023

Schonism

When a person does something in the most difficult possible way but gets the job done in the end.

Why did you cut the grass with a pair of scissors? It's the art of schonism, its a form of self loathing.

by Taxidermister April 19, 2023

Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.

You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha

by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023