Javanka Republican 

The kind of Republican who doesn't actively support ethnic cleansing* but is merely indifferent to it and will gladly go along with it if it furthers their careers. Named after Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

* Note: this does not apply to Palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing.

Republicans have taken to calling Nikki Haley a "Javanka Republican."

Javanka Republican by Catty McGee January 8, 2018

College Republican 

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.

"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"

College Republican by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020

January Republican 

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.

January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.

January Republican by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

January Republican 

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.

January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.

January Republican by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

Pelosi Republican 

An elected Republican who honors their oath to defend the Constitution by to be willing to investigate a domestic terrorist attack on the Constitutional process of counting the electoral ballots.

Rep. Liz Cheney and Rep. Adam Kinzinger agreed to serve on the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol, and were labeled "Pelosi republicans" by Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.

Pelosi Republican by ILres July 29, 2021

Carpool Republican 

A republican woman who marries a democrat with multiple children and supports schools, low taxes and minimal government intervention. Lunches on Capitol Hill and sometimes consults. Has very wealthy in-laws and friends in the NE.

I am a carpool republican- I married a guy from Georgetown and my kids go St. Peter’s I enjoy lunch at Old Ebbit, Capitol Grill and sometimes my work is published in Politico and I make over 170k when I am working!

Carpool Republican by CapitolHillNJ November 16, 2021

Critical republican theory 

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist

Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media

Critical republican theory by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021