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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater December 9, 2008
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Rune raiders

A clan that sucks big ones and will never will as good as others
Hey did you see rune raiders's fight, they suck.
by Rune Raiders October 17, 2008
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Raiding

Sneaking up behind a person when they crouch to tie their shoelaces and tipping them onto the ground.
"Hey, Josh! Want to come raiding with me this weekend?"
"You what? I've matured past such juvenile pursuits. Besides, I'm playing Skyrim all weekend."
by Mortechant July 6, 2015
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Raiders

They're slogan is commitment to excellence yet it seems that they are committed to be the worst team in the nfl, and the fans are somehow all ugly and retarded
person 1: Hey did you see that awful game yesterday??
person 2: Yea!!! the chargers beat the raiders 56-0
person 1: I couldn't watch
person 2: Thank God, it was ugly
by lalala alalala lalalflsd sd November 1, 2009
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LHS raiderettes

by (somepeople in)LHS November 19, 2003
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tomb raidered

to shit anywhere unlikely, with an overall goal of somebody stepping or putting their hand in.

to make and area wreak of shit, yet with no visible evidence of there being any
John "fuck dude i cant see any beer in the fridge"
Tom "no the light is burned out, just reach to the back"
John "oh fuck somebody tomb raidered our asses, and there is shit everywhere"

Jim " dude your office smells like shit"
Jason " I know I have looked everywhere but I cant find it anywhere"
Jim " Damn dude somebody diarrhea'd all over the inside of your desk, you got tomb raidered"
by yourmothersrapist December 21, 2008
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Sam's getting raided

The act of being raided and three starred by two goblins.
Sam's getting raided, the noob.
by big pasky January 10, 2019
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