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race against time

the time a man spends searching for a condom when he is about to have an unanticipated sexual encounter. it is during this time that a man is particularly vulnerable to losing his erection and returning to heavy-dick or complete flaccidity
"I thought we were just gonna chill and watch movies, but she started kissing on my neck and shit. I could either take a chance and go raw or race against time and hope for the best."
by southshore August 19, 2007
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Austrian Sack Race

The object of grabbing two or more persons' scrotum aggressively while a third party member masturbates to said event.
Oh dude, I had the best Austrian Sack Race the other day, it hurt so good.
by Whateverthefucker December 29, 2010
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Three-Legged Race

The competition among any combination of three intoxicating recreational substances to see which chemical's effects will win out over the others.
There was a three-legged race among the alcohol, marijuana and cocaine in his body and it seemed as though they were all winning.
by GPM415 September 21, 2011
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racetracks

During fellatio her two front teeth rub against the shaft thus leaving racetracks on your penis. Painful. Very common from girls who are inexperienced and/or have dialups.
She was giving me head and left racetracks.
by JPE May 12, 2004
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Racer's Edge

The competitive edge given to any athlete (although most frequently a ski racer) after having sex either the same day or the night before a competition.
Hey bro, did you hear about Lauren D.? Yeah, she totally got her Racer's Edge last night from that guy on the other team.
by Squawsucker January 22, 2012
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Race

Some who loves to do drugs in the class of stimulants, often whenever given the chance will hit up. There is a difference between a "Racer" and a addict, a racer is someone who forces themselves to race, and a addict is someone is mentally or physically addicted, Get it?

Examples: MDMA, Cocaine, Crack, Adderall etc.
She likes to race
by SlimDicky March 15, 2018
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PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.
Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016
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