Bjørn Robert is a person who enjoys watching camels jumping up and down, and also, has a big lust for clockwork.
guy1: I wish I could watch camels like Bjørn Robert does...
guy2: I know what you mean.. I mean, look at how he does those clocks..
guy3: mmm..
guy2: I know what you mean.. I mean, look at how he does those clocks..
guy3: mmm..
by loieht July 27, 2009
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One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.
This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.
One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.
This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.
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