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Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe
Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro
by Oakey-dokey May 12, 2016
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Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.
I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!
by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012
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queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.
Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?
by domylaundry November 6, 2017
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Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!
by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020
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placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).
Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.
by PQbitch January 23, 2020
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queef dusting

See queef and crop dusting. ..

When a waitress walks by your table and you realize, that noise wasn't the fajitas.
That stewardess keeps queef dusting us.
by ianstranger March 5, 2015
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queef booty

When you drill it home in the pootie hole and the pootie hole drills it back.
I was hitting April in the brown eye when that queef booty blew my dick out.
by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017
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