queef and sniff

When a woman farts from her vagina and sniffs the surrounding air to inhale the scent of said queef

She did a queef and sniff to see if it smelled

by Bitchesaregaynow December 26, 2016

Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade

That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef

by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021

Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012

queef muffle

a fanny fart sound suppressor

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z

by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

lorax queef

when the lorax puts his little mustache and tickles your butthole to make you release an anal queef

man, i just had the most amazing time with the lorax, he gave me a lorax queef, i want three more.

by runch.randa August 8, 2017

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*

Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019