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I love you pumpkin 

A crude way of expressing love through snide interpretations of the other partner being a round object of lust. Usually meant in the nice way, but in some cases, if you are a round object, this could mean that she is calling you overweight and need to stop eating so much.

(Pumpkins are fun to carve, this could also mean that she wants to fill your holes with knife like objects and carve you the way she wants you. Being scared is advised.)
I accept that you're round, but I'm going to carve you the way I want you so I can show you to my parents. I love you pumpkin

chocolate pumpkin spice temptation 

The desire to perform Greek sex with a crocheted torso of a black sheep.
"Going to little Timmys birthday party at the petting zoo has given me the chocolate pumpkin spice temptation."

queensland blue pumpkin 

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law
man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin
queensland blue pumpkin by Mark August 1, 2004

grumpy pumpkin 

the person who is the giver of a grumpkin
I'm going to make that bird a grumpy pumpkin by the end of the night
grumpy pumpkin by steesher December 26, 2011

Marsh Pumpkin

A racist term for a Puerto Rican teenage boy.
"The Marsh Pumpkin hates sunlight."
Marsh Pumpkin by crazy flakes October 2, 2012

Soul Pumpkin 

A soul pumpkin is a flowering plant which originated in southern Africa and is particularly cherished by those of African descent (also known as a soul brotha or soul sista). It is commonly served along side of fried chicken and purple drank. It is commonly known as a watermelon.

Soul pumpkin may also be used as bait when it is necessary to trap or distract a person of color.
1. Yo Latesha, why don' you get me a plate of dat fried chicken and piece of soul pumpkin.

2. Hey Jamal, dat soul pumpkin sho' is good on a hot summers day.

3. Yo my soul brotha! Lets go get us some soul pumpkin and some purple drank.
Soul Pumpkin by Mr. Jade April 11, 2013