Lust puddles

Lust puddles' is a mental state in which you go completely crazy over someone because of their looks.
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..

Me:OMG..Lust Puddles
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary
Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.

by Sierra D: December 29, 2007

Fart Paddle

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.

I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.

by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006

Paddle Pop lion

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.

Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.

by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010

Puddlenuts

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

piddled

Drunk.

Can you drive?
No, I'm piddled.
Again?

by stumpyjonboston June 23, 2011

Piddle

to urinate (a euphemism for piss, see also pee)

I have to piddle before we leave.

by Light Joker October 1, 2005

Puddlefile

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

by poptartjesus December 6, 2009