Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.

My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.

by Diego Garcia December 17, 2006

Progressive income tax

An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

Progressive income tax

The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

passive progressive

the act of helping out a situation towards the positive; moving people/situations forward in a positive way from the 'sidelines'. Helping out your friends or family without being completely obvious about it.

Shelly really was being passive progressive when she paid extra money towards rent without being asked when I was sick last month with the flu and missed all that work. She's the best!

by constantmusic June 6, 2009

Prognatus-Sangrea

Latin for "born" and "blood", referring to "true" vampires, those born as vampires from a line that came from the first vampire.

His father was from the original coven, which would make him a prognatus-sangrea.

by Megumi Ichigo June 27, 2007

progressive dining

The fine art of what is known as snacking.

Eddie: I'm hungry, we should make dinner.

Jeff: I think I'm going to start with some progressive dining.

by Latvija December 21, 2007

Progressive Bashment

Progressive Bashment
Is a form of verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless, irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the abuser (parent, boss etc…) around the head with wet tea bags followed by half eaten apples.

People guilty of Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’t mean to go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’t mean to state the obvious but…” Then states the obvious, again and again...

by Fo-Shizzel October 22, 2008