problématique

French word that translates to "problematic." word popularized by Kim Petras to poke fun at her problematic past; a cute and fun way to call someone problematic.

"Hey, do you listen to Kim Petras?"
"Umm, isn't she like, problematic?"
"Nooo, she's problématique!!"

by thel0uvre October 17, 2023

Slaughter Problem

Term described above that was created by the students of Ann Lauver's 6th period Geometry Class of State High. Class of 2010.

See above "Slaughter Problem"

by I still hate Slaughter Problem June 15, 2010

Bro-Probe

Bro-Probe simply means male anal sex.
Bro meaning male.
Probe meaning "probe."

Sam: Dude, you look at him like you want to bro-probe him or something..

Dean: Maybe I want too..

by Philosophical Demise September 28, 2011

frobbin problem

When one loves bad bitches so much on public FM radio that one has a fucking problem.

"Yeah, I like to fuck. That's a frobbin problem."

by P-Jones October 28, 2013

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017

vaginal probe

Somthing u need in your life

John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet

Betty: what the fuck are u on about

John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know

by Drugs are good January 22, 2018