popsocket

a annoying piece of plastic held my adhesive on the back of your phone why the fuck u got it? because your dumbass is to fuckin lazy to go to the phone store and get a case like a normal fuckin human being

hey look stacy i got a popsocket

by brandon1125 February 25, 2021

popsicle

when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo

i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle

by dicksummmyumm January 28, 2009

eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.

Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.

by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 24, 2008

Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.

I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.

by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010

Popsie

An old man who loves Popsicle but hates sticks so how will he eat his Popsicle?

Hey mom is grandpa a popsie?

by Bob / Maybe I'm an alien January 20, 2019

Meat popsicle head

A person who has utterly missed the point of a statement or line from a movie. A person hopeless out of the know. Drawn from the movie the Fifth element the main character is questioned by authorities if he is human and he responds “Negative. I am a Meat popsicle.” Correctly this would have informed the police that he had been frozen and revived thus explained an apparent very long life. Over whelming this was taken to have been a cheeky comment to the officers.

“I don’t get that scene in Harry met Sally, how did he make her cum like that.” “ Ooo you’re a total meat popsicle head.”

by Dave Zed December 16, 2008

popsickled

To use a frozen phallic shaped object, often fruit or fudge flavored, in a manner which would get a girl off. First be sure to unwrap. Second move quickly, these things melt! Third don't wait around get to the good stuff and then move on, you don't want it melting. Fourth I think I should have mentioned this first but since I forgot, be sure your partner is cool with having a sugary treat in her special area. Fifth(optional) eat up man or throw the thing out the car window!
Alternative Definition: to be in a situation that would be similar to screwing up the above; getting into a pickle

Brian totally popsickled that one girl then ate it later.
Man, you're totally popsickled, how could you leave your under's at your bosses girlfriend's house and expect to get away with it.
Jimmy-dave was so popsickled and he knew it the second he woke up; as he opened his door the strategically placed 35 bags of popcorn fell on his head.

by fotodevoto August 11, 2004