Pooched

to be beaten like a dog or to be diminished in credibility or status, i.e. to be reduced to a "pooch" rather than a "dog" or "wolf" or "junkyard dog'"; to become a bitch. To bitch-slap.

my roomie tried to get all up in my face about rent and dishes, but I pretty well pooched him by the time that was done--in front of his girlfriend, too.

looks like the Pack just pooched the Bears again--30 nothing.

by BenjaminPierce February 9, 2013

pooch

to hang around, chill

Yo blud wat u up to?
Im jus poochin around.

by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008

pooch

(noun) An endearing reference to the cappuccino.

One small pooch coming up.

by AKH September 24, 2005

winny the pooh

while having sex with a girl put your penis in her anus then take it out dip in honey and put around her mouth.

last night while making love to my women i gave her a winny the pooh.

by ccannon87 October 9, 2007

poohbutt

Having a complete lack of ass; an otherwise very uninteresting, flat, or nonexistent booty; a butt that likely resembles that of Hank Hill’s (on King of the Hill); commonly known as “tweaker butt”.

“Look at that poohbutt ass bitch trying to look cute in those tight ass pants.”
“How is she trying to twerk with that poohbutt though?!”
“I’m an ass-man myself, so I could never be with some chick that had straight poohbutt.”

by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

Pooch

Noun: Something someone has said that appears to be a lie, usually for the purpose of making them look good

Verb: To pooch - to fabricate lies or exaggerations to make oneself look good

Comes from talking shit i.e chatting poo > poo-chatting > pooching

Mc: Richie said he goes out with a supermodel

D: That's blatant pooch!

by Del the Boy September 28, 2009

Poohawk

When you rub your unclean ass on a bald mans head.

I totally just poohawked that guy.

by Poohawker March 22, 2009