shit painter

one who uses feces as a medium to paint walls, toilets, mirrors, etc. also know as shit painting.

Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

Paint the Wall

Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.

Some guys jack off and Paint the Wall!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

paint the walls

when you masterbate and your sperm drenches the walls.

Troll was eager to get home from school so he could paint the walls.

by Chia37 November 16, 2005

painters

when its that time of the month and you realize how much of a bastard it is to be a chick.

She is such a grumpy whore. The painters must be in again.

by U_WANT_CHEEZ_WIT_DAT? December 28, 2005

PaintStation

The ultimate game for socially dysfunctional males. It combines all the bogus camaraderie of paintball with the isolation and pointlessness of computer games.

Police officers broke into the apartment after neighbours reported they hadn't seen Billy Fuckwit for over 10 days. They found him dead wearing just a comedy beer drinking hat, slumped over his PaintStation.

by Spleenvent September 4, 2006

Paintball God

Rich Telford or Alex Fraige, or Matty Marshall

1)one who is ridiculously amazing at the extreme sport of paintball, and doesn't see losing as a possiblity.

2)one who is extremely dedicated to paintball and it shows in his gametime performance. he should also be knowledgeable about the inner workings of his marker.

"Dam man, i just played against a Paintball God, he literally ran the field."

"Yo, most of the guys on Sunday Teams are Paintball Gods."

"What!?, this guy jus took his marker completely apart, cleaned it, upgraded it, and reassembled it in like 15 mins, definite Paintball God."

by paintball rep March 31, 2009

Paint

To designate a target to employ a homing weapon against, usually by laser or radar.

The Special Forces trooper painted the target for the Warthog driver to hit.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003