Panini Press

When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.

Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!

by Random Urban Dictionary user November 19, 2017

panic! at the disco

a piece of crap band that makes people kill themselves.

bill: i love this song!
jim: who is it?
bill: panic! at the disco.
jim: @#$% where's the knife?

by myy love. January 11, 2009

Panic at the disco

Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.

Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.

Frank- Swine Flu?

Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease

Frank- those bastards

by Metal freak11d2 and b-layz August 8, 2009

Panicure

What happens when a woman from New Jersey gets angry in a nail salon

Jenny: Why's your hair all fucked up? Didn't you just get back from the salon?
Karina: This Jersey whore started a panicure and all hell broke loose.

by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

Panic Masturbation

The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.

Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive

Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying

by Ryan McKevin July 24, 2013

Panic!

It's basically a short term for "Panic! at the Disco", which is a band that usually 13 year old kids listen to when they want to be edgy.

Nick: Yo man, I just watched Panic! It was so fuccing lit bro!
Random NIgga: Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?

by LoadingBrain... January 30, 2018

Panimal

Inclusive of all animals.

1. “This dog-owner cat-owner divide should be replaced with panimal appreciation.”

2. “Panimals matter!”

by WondersNeverCease October 29, 2018