1 definition by Ryan McKevin
The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.
Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
by Ryan McKevin July 2, 2013