Pack a picnic

To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.

She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.

by MOCteam May 8, 2010

Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023

Marine Pack

Marine Pack is when someone is joining the marines yet still partake in smoking.

Person 1: "Do you have any idea where Noah is?"
Person 2: "No, but he's probably on the marine pack!"

by Marine Recruiter May 3, 2022

Pack of Dimes

When a guy's penis is as small as a pack of dimes, especially when erect.

It's can't even be the motion in the ocean when he has a pack of dimes!

by dkujak November 8, 2011

pope packing

Being so heavily devoted to the lord that you have to start packing boys into your van for a cheeky bum, because children just dont go to church anymore

Genesis 3:5 and then there was pope packing

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

noodle pack

A persons brain

Aye I caught that nigga LACKIN shot him right in his noodle pack

by Smartestautisticniggaalive March 4, 2019

Cat Pack

A group with as little as two, but usually three or more females all hanging out together. A cat pack is usually observed at night club, or a bar. The function of the cat pack is mostly just friends hanging out, but also serves as protection for each other. Quite often the " well meaning " dominate female of the group ( usually a lesbo) ends up ruining the chances of nearly any male, or group of males who approaches said group.

My wing man and I stepped up to this fly girl and her ugly girl friend, but their cat pack buddies cock blocked us. ...

by Mister Tom November 16, 2011