Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

Poltergeistic

A word describing something ghostly, whether it be used as an adjective or an adverb.

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What

by msmfart March 28, 2023

Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023

Poltergeisting

When someone has no interesting in going on another date but keeps texting like they do.

Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me

by ToxxicGlitter June 18, 2023

Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

Polterstink

(a combination of the word poltergeist and stink): an odor so foul and pungent, that its very scent cannot be simply taken away by destroying what it has seeped into and disposing of the remains, for the very stink has intertwined with time and space itself, therefore, for all eternity, there will always be a faint hint of the stink in that place.

Gary: "Dude, the Dunlap's house finally got bulldozed after everyone complained to the city about the stench, but they're building a new house on the land, so it'll finally start smelling better around here."
Mary: "Nah, I wouldn't trust it. There's probably still a polterstink still lingering."

by hanz wormy November 5, 2023

poltergay

A type of poltergeist that only can influence phalic shaped objects.

Oh no, the poltergay made my vibrators float again!

by CaptainFlannel February 6, 2024