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Patty request

An invitation to participate in an obscene sex act illegal in 39 states and the District of Columbia. Involves two woman, a man, a roll of cling film. Often followed by a celebratory meal at shake shack
Oh my god. John and Sarah made a Patty request for Friday night
by Pattyfan December 8, 2017
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patty skating

Throwing frozen hamburger patties on the ground usually at a fast food resturant then jumping on top of the patties and skating as far as you can go
Juan and Publo worked at Mc Donald's and were bored so they decided throw some hamburger patties on the floor and go Patty Skating .
by MitchisRich January 2, 2018
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platturk13

Sad little wanker who spends huge amounts of money on PES to create a dream team, then plays co op mode as a solo player, cheats their way to a lead, and holds the ball doing step-overs in their own box. Creates terrible video highlight reels of their cheating on Youtube, viewed by no one. Closet Fifa player, 100% virgin.
No, don't perform a sombrero, you're almost as bad as that sad wanker Platturk13.
by PES Police January 13, 2018
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platt shit

To have great confidence in our belief that something you believe may happen will indeed actually happen
Barry: So Steve said he’s well up for a large one tonight.

Vince: I’ll platt shit if that cunt makes it makes it past 8
by Eddy yeah? May 22, 2018
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platypodes

plural
platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\

the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the ancient Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.

Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
Stephan Hawkings: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephan Hawkings: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
by gianni rage November 25, 2018
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Plattipussy

Using your greasy left hand to beat off after eating a pizza
The delivery girl wasn't up for it, so I had to tap that Plattipussy
by RevStumpySG February 3, 2019
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patty pat

the most fruity guy you’ll ever meet. his birth certificate might say patrick, but his personality screams patty pat. 🌈🌈🌈
hey patty pat! ur makeup looks great!
by cutegirlwholikestosing October 29, 2019
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