keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.

The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

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Mongo Pack

a bowl that has been packed with an absurd amount of marijuana

guy 1: i just mongo packed this bowl
guy 2: what are you having a party or something?
guy 1: no i just want to get stoned beyond the point of functioning.

by fjdskalhfjdsk February 28, 2013

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Pack the package

When a girl can fit the whole wiener and balls in her mouth for a good couple seconds

Dude first she unzipped my fly and workin on my D, then all of sudden she slipped the balls in there too and started to pack the package

by Dubloq June 14, 2013

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player's pack

A small amount of heroin meant to be sold, but instead is used by the 'dealer'.

Brian: Brother, I brought home a Player's Pack. I'm going to shine down.

or

Brian: I was robbed and stabbed, but they didn't take my Player's Pack.

by Exordium Originals September 21, 2014

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muscle pack

High quality marijuana. Predominantly kush and purp. Strong Weed.

" Im high as the clouds right now. I been smoking on that muscle pack from Cali."

by Bo Factz October 17, 2014

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The pack of ten hypodermic needles sold at pharmacies to people without a prescription. Intended for use by diabetics without a prescription in an emergency, but more often used by heroin ("smack") junkies and vagrants.

ex. 1— Hey, Alex just scored a balloon, lets grab a smack pack and chase the dragon.

ex. 2— Billy and I are going to lunch but he forgot his insulin syringes at home so we need to grab a smack pack from Duane Reade

by xreal February 6, 2015

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