Pros only

A phrase that is unintentionally ironic and uttered by an insecure male after performing an action that is anything but professional or noteworthy

"Bro, I just bought some skim milk and skittles at the grocery store...pros only"

by Jaybone69 February 1, 2015

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.

“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

only on camera

ngl i have no idea

only on camera?

by starfish88 May 8, 2023

anal-only

A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.

"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."

by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023