Mind Blowing

A highly passionate act of sex in which the man reaches climax while penetrating the woman's skull through the eye socket.
Kim decided that in order to prove her undying love to Thurston, she would submit to him on their wedding night, receiving his wild bronco thrusts into her skull in what was to be her first, literally, "mind numbing," Mind Blowing experience.
by brainbutter February 17, 2010
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Mind Boggling

1. The popularity of the "Tea Party Movement" is mind boggling.

2. "Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution"

"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?"
by Pedantatron March 19, 2010
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Mind Fucked

During absolute orgasm, your body and mind combine. This takes one on an out of body experience that allows the person a sensory overload that fucks with a persons control over thoughts and actions.

Getting fucked beyond belief. Not being able to move, or otherwise further enjoy yourself, due to extreme stimulation of the sexual organs, awakening sensations not previously experienced.
She totally mind fucked me.

He fucked my brains out

I couldn't even move man! I was mind fucked!
by Tracdiggers June 07, 2010
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mind fold

Blind Fold that alows the eyes to be opend but still cant see A dam thing. Used in sex play and BDSM.
The mind fold played with her mind as her eyes looked frantickly in the dark space to see the next target of his whip.
by Quadman2005 March 14, 2007
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mind kampf

closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun
why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead
by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010
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mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.
Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.
by the large seed November 29, 2015
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mind bobbling

used when mind boggling makes too much sense
"That movie doesn't make sense. "

"You don't make sense!"

"Oh damn, that just bobbled my mind."

"Yeah, you just got a mind bobbling."
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