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Dot-Nose

When something is really obvious, and one person doesn't get it.
Ughh why won't she leave, she's totally being a dot-nose.
by PeaCon December 17, 2008
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nose

One of god's mysteries. A person's nose is about as unique as their DNA. Some people have large noses. Some people have small noses. Some people have curved noses that make them look like they got punched in the face... hard. And the biggest questions... why do we have two nostrals?

Many people never wash their nose. When tihs happens, the creases on the side of the nose become red. The nose produces more oil than any other part of the face.

The nose has the potential to ruin a date. We breathe through our nose for two reasons. One is so that we can constantly be aware of any smell, and two so that we don't share our bad breath that comes out of our mouth. Snot is also drained through the nose. This is the worst part about the nose. If you have snot in your nose, you can make embarassing sounds just by breathing. If you sniff your nose, you let everyone in the whole room know that you have boogers. If you don't sniff your nose, snot will run out, and boogers will eventually be blown out.

The nose has the potential to be more embarassing than a fart. It is a very good idea to thoroughly blow your nose before a social setting. Since many people are not socially outgoing enough to blow their nose in front of others, they discreetly whipe their nose if they have snot or pick thier nose if their have boogers.
There is snot dripping out of your nose.
by Kenny Decius January 3, 2005
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pin a rose on your nose

Said with a sarcastic tone in voice. Used to tell someone that "nobody cares." Often used when one does not want to listen to a long story someone else wants to tell. This phrase mostlikely originated on the early 1990's show "Full House."
Person 1: I have so much to tell you! I just had my first horseback riding lesson and jumped my first fence in one day!
Person 2: Well pin a rose on your nose.
by mkkmypet May 18, 2005
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Jew nose

A person who has a hooked nose. Someone with a large nose is often mistaken for having a "Jew nose". The size of the nose does not matter, but rather the shape. In this case a hooked tip.
Stienberg has a jew nose.
by Mizuki san March 24, 2006
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ski jump nose

A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).
Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"
by Greg Cole April 20, 2005
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nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
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nose cone

when someone is sleeping pull your pants down and bend down and put your butthole on ones nose!
the Definition explains it all, nose cone
by Zacharyiesr January 1, 2008
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