fat nap

When fat people fall asleep randomly, and at inopportune times. A cat nap...for fat people.

Damn, Craig's taking a fat nap again!

by Dmizzle2 December 20, 2006

Princess Nap

When a girl sleeps with her face off of the pillow all night or just for a short nap, and makes sure not to sleep too deeply. This way, when she wakes up, her makeup is still perfect, and she looks like a "princess."

John and I have only been dating for a couple of weeks. I don't want him to think I'm ugly in the morning so I've been taking Princess Naps

My date is in an hour...I'm going to take a Princess Nap for 20 minutes before Eric picks me up

by Maria G. July 26, 2006

swirly puff nap

the sexual act of grabbing and pulling on ones hair while releasing semen onto their face and smacking their chin with your balls

girl: "damn my boyfriend gave me a swirly puff nap last night and it was amazing"

by ladida betchez November 13, 2009

Power Nap

The act of sleeping on someone who is weaker than you,

often as a gesture of disrespect or perhaps to demonstrate

one's dominance.

The small man was beginning to get on my nerves, so I took a power nap. Now he knows I'm the real boss.

by Hogsnkisses November 22, 2010

Phour Nap

Taking a 1 hour nap, generally 1 hour before something.

Jimmy: Hey, we've got class at 2, wanna come over and play video games until then?

Gary: Well it's 1 o'clock now, I think I'm just gonna take a PHOUR NAP.

by BeeCee11 February 4, 2009

Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that he must rush home to masturbate after school or work. He then immediately goes to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyy May 3, 2008

Nick Nap

When you work a hard 8am-1 shift and go home, jerk off, and take a nap.

After working a hard 5 hours at shoprite, nick went home and took a nick nap.

by Shop rite January 7, 2019