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mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub
Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie
by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006
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munky

A name given to those who lack the skill to be accepted into society.
syn. Kiwi, Loser, Leiche
Leiche is so munky.
by Inruin February 20, 2004
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Musk Math

Brain-unfriendly math questions that leverage on the wealth of South African-born billionaire Elon Musk, whom mainland Chinese worship as “King of Mars” or “Rocket Man” for building flying cars and colonising the cosmos—they view Mr. Musk as a coldblooded god, compared to Jack Ma, whom they call a “performing monkey.”
Two Musk Math questions are:
a) Guesstimate how many face masks China could produce from billionaire Musk’s obscene wealth.
b) If Mr. Musk spent ten thousand dollars every day, would he have enough money left by the time he experienced his last heartbeat?
by MathPlus March 12, 2021
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muskie blast

after a male busts a load in a female's mouth and she swallows it he then proceeds to cover her mouth with his hand and punch her in the throat so that the semen will come out her nose.
the last time I came in a girl's mouth, she went "umm delicious" but I felt she was not worthy of my semen so I karate chopped her in the throat and the next thing I know the spunk sprayed out of her nostrils. This is a muskie blast.
by Tim Reynolds January 2, 2008
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Funky Munky

Someone so desperate to have sex, they play disco music while looking at Grandma's apple pie porno.
Damnit John, you're such a fuckin' Funky Munky. You sick bastard.
by anonymous January 6, 2004
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Mushy

Alpha male who has a horse size schlong and gets all the bitches.
omg mushy is so hot
by Muslim Man October 18, 2021
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Elon’s Musk

The scent that makes normal people become far more inventive than before being under the power of this musk.
After going to the symposium and breathing in Elon’s Musk; I started designing my personal jet pack!
by Major Thomas May 10, 2018
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